The Big Bang Theory Season 3 
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 23 - The Lunar Excitation(1)
Penny has a night of angry, drunken sex with Leonard, which Leonard soon misinterprets as something other than a mistake. Meanwhile, Wolowitz and Koothrappali search for Sheldon’s perfect match online.
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 22 - The Staircase Implementation
After Leonard and Sheldon get in a fight over the thermostat, Leonard goes to Penny’s apartment and tells her about how he met Sheldon for the first time and how they became roommates…and what happened to the elevator.
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 21 - The Plimpton Stimulation
Sheldon and Penny are both disturbed and disappointed when Leonard hooks up with Sheldon’s visiting female physicist friend.
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 20 - The Spaghetti Catalyst
With Leonard and Penny now broken up, Sheldon is forced to go behind Leonard’s back to spend time with her.
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 19 - The Wheaton Recurrence
Apparently, Penny (Kaley Cuoco) has gotten VERY good at knowing what Leonard (Johnny Galecki) likes in bed. Trying to calm him down post-coital, she even quotes Yoda. (Seriously! You do NOT let a woman like that go!) She even knew the correct movie! How could Leonard not say “I love you, Penny.”? Unless she wasn’t [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 18 - The Pants Alternative
Did you know the ponytail is the equivalent of “their junk” to the creatures in “Avatar?” Little tip from Raj (Kunal Nayyar). But they also use their ponytails to ride horses and fly on their birds. There are some horses and birds that are very nervous around James Cameron. Leonard (Johnny Galecki) comes in and [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 17 - The Precious Fragmentation
The guys are returning from a garage sale with a heavy box of stuff they got for $60. Of course, Leonard has to carry it upstairs, as he is the “muscle” of the group. (Ironic, given that Johnny Galecki works out quite a bit. Seriously. See an episode of “My Boys” in which he appears. [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 16 - The Excelsior Acquisition
Time to hit the comic book store, and Raj makes his presence known with his new t-shirt, which plays music. But the music might be necessary, as Stan Lee will be at the comic book store signing autographs. Apparently, Stuart’s uncle is Stan’s dermatologist…which totally ruined the signing for Sheldon. He won’t be able to [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 15 - The Large Hadron Collision
It’s Valentine’s Day, and Howard is only too happy to announce his plans with Bernadette to the world, since he finally has a girlfriend at Valentine’s Day. Or as Sheldon puts it, Howard is flaunting a positional good, which is an object only valued by the possessor since nobody else possesses it. It was coined [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 14 - The Einstein Approximation
Sheldon can’t sleep since he is totally preoccupied with solving a physics graphine problem. By association, Leonard and Penny can’t sleep since Sheldon is continually bothering them. But Sheldon’s sleep deprivation is making him more unusual than ever. He thinks he finally has the answer, not to the problem, but how to solve the problem. [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 13 - The Bozeman Reaction
When their apartment is robbed and their TV, video games, and computers are stolen, Leonard and Sheldon turn to Howard to create a state-of-the-art security system, which includes an electrified net over the door. Sheldon gets caught in that net and decides he needs to leave Pasadena. He gets online and rules out several cities [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 12 - The Psychic Vortex
Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, with Sheldon as Raj’s wingman. Sheldon only went because Raj bribed him with a Green Lantern lantern, which Sheldon brought with him to the mixer. They meet Abby (Danica McKellar), who takes a liking to Raj, and her friend Martha (Jen Drohan), who tries to connect with Sheldon. [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 11 - The Maternal Congruence
A visit from Leonard’s mother, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter (Christine Baranski), delights Sheldon and horrifies Leonard. Penny is upset because Leonard didn’t mention his mother’s visit to her, but that is nothing compared to when Leonard learns that Sheldon knows more about his own mother than Leonard does. Leonard learns about his parents’ pending divorce, his [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 10 - The Athens Recurrence
A few lessons in dining with Sheldon: 1)Don’t upset Sheldon by playing with your food. 2)Don’t upset Sheldon by playing with the Sheldon. 3) NEVER, EVER use the phrase Nerdizzle. (Actually, that’s my rule, but I don’t think anybody will object.) Howard brought Bernadette over for dinner, and she is more than welcome to stay, [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 9 - The Vengeance Formulation
We must be in a “Twilight Zone” version of The Big Bang Theory: Howard is finishing a date with Bernadette. Granted, it was ending on a very bad joke Howard was telling, so that’s reality. Bernadette gives him the “where is this going” line, and Howard hopes at least second base. (can’t blame him) But [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 8 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Mixing up the couples this week, Leonard, Howard, and Raj are out in the desert observing the Leonid Meteor Shower. Raj just needs to program the correct coordinates into the computer, and a few adjustments by Howard, and…free HBO. (”Real Sex. Wow.”) It’s either that, or they can watch Dune on the East feed of [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 7 - The Guitarist Amplification
Who says Sheldon doesn’t know how to have fun? He even invented his own board game: Research Lab (”The Physics is Theoretical, But the Fun is Real!”) Sheldon is more than happy to use Penny and Leonard as beta testers and think they’ll wipe the floor with Raj and Howard on Sunday, but Penny has [...]
The Big Bang Theory - Season 3 Episode 6 - The Cornhusker Vortex
It’s time to fly some kites. Well, fight some kites. Kites Ho! Of course, Sheldon has to point out that “ho” refers to the destination, not the activity. Speaking of which, Penny is about to engage in an activity of her own, besides bringing back those shorts with the piping along the leg that were [...]
The Big Band Theory - Season 3 Episode 5 - The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
After overhearing that Wil Wheaton is always entering a trading-card competition, Sheldon decides to enter it himself. Meanwhile, Penny sets up one of her friends on a date with Wolowitz.
The Big Band Theory - Season 3 Episode 4 - The Pirate Solution
Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India. Sheldon has a solution, which is to allow Raj to work “for” him, rather than work “with” him. Raj reluctantly accepts the offer. With Raj working for Sheldon, it makes Howard lonely, so he tries to stay with Leonard and Penny (even making [...]
The Big Band Theory - Season 3 Episode 3 - The Gothowitz Deviation
After a sexual encounter that results in Penny’s bed breaking, Penny and Leonard end up sleeping in Leonard’s room, much to Sheldon’s dismay. Penny then makes French Toast for breakfast, which does not meet Sheldon’s weekly schedule (it’s oatmeal day).
During the episode, Sheldon tries to improve Penny using chocolate, rewarding her for what he considers [...]
The Big Band Theory - Season 3 Episode 2 - The Jiminy Conjecture
Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hookup and try to figure how to overcome their current problem. A romantic evening between the pair soon turns to a night filled with drunken sickness. The next day Penny talks to Sheldon regarding her current problem with Leonard and Sheldon points out that if [...]
The Big Band Theory - Season 3 Episode 1 - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
After their return home from their three-month expedition in the North Pole, Sheldon finds out from Howard and Raj that the guys had tampered with his experiment because Sheldon was absolutely unbearable when he wasn’t getting the results he wanted (plans to kill him were even brought up and discussed). They tell him about their [...]